Real Housewives of Crazyland

Has anyone been watching The Real Housewives of New York City this season (Season 3)? I swear to God, everyone has gone crazy...not that they weren't before, but for real, they are complete psychopaths. Let's enumerate them:

1. The Countess (whatever her real name even is) - What the hell is a Countess? First of all, she's divorced (or at least her husband is never there aka Count-less hahahahah) from her Count husband...why in the world do you have to bring up your so-called "status" up every second? No one cares if you are a Countess. No one even knows what that means. King, queen, prince, princess- yeah, we understand that, but Countess? Her and her husband are never together, screw around, just do whatever they want....I find her very class-less and I feel bad for her children for dealing with her.

2. Ramona- She is the craziest of all I have to say.  She freaks out over every little thing...in the second episode of the season she goes nutballs when Alex and her husband try to leave to go see Jill, etc. She literally went bananas.  What is the big deal? Why is there soooo much drama? What are we in high school?  "Oh my god she's leaving me to go hang out with another friend that means we're obviously not friends I can't lose my friend so I'm gonna freak out so she thinks I'm psycho and is literally afraid to leave." It's a problem. Huuuuge problem.

3. Jill- She's the typical Jewish New Yorker...enough said I feel like if you understand bagels, money, and New York.

4. Simon (yes I consider Simon the housewife, not Alex)- Alex is semi-normal to be honest. What makes her crazy is her husband Simon. Simon I swear is gay. There is no way in the world he is straight. He dresses like a homosexual, acts like one, speaks like one, etc. He's British or some shit and his kids names are like Francois and some other French-ass name.  I mean....you're a New Yorker...do you know your nationality? Or sexuality....?




5. Kelly- This housewife thinks she such hot shit. I mean she's not bad looking for 40 or whatever she is, but if I hear one more time about how great she thinks she looks and how she thinks posing in Playboy will make her kids proud of her....I might blow my brains out. When her kids grow up and see her mom bared it all in Playboy...well, there's gonna be a problem. I mean I guess I'd be like, "well my mom's hot...dgaf," but seriously these kids are gonna have to deal with so much.  I feel bad for them.  I also feel bad that Kelly has such an inflated ego. Your life isn't that wonderful. You're however old you are and single with two kids, been arrested and been in Playboy...I don't know. Badass, or psycho?

6. Betheny- Now Betheny is my favorite, the most normal, down to earth of all the housewives....but she's not a housewife. She's not married and never has been...has no kids and won't for awhile. She's written a couple interesting things and usually when she speaks she makes the most sense with her snide, mean, and degrading remarks, but...as with all the houswives, you have to have a few screws loose to go on this show. I mean....seriously. And please just marry Jason. If I have to go through another entire of season with you being afraid of commitment, I might scream.

And that's all I got on these Crazies so far...more to come.

"My life's a movie, call me Martin Scorsese "

So school/my social life has been a little to hectic for me to keep up my watching of reality tv.  I probably watch...Sixteen and Pregnant and Big Love (which isn't a reality show) on a regular basis right now, which is not what I had in mind when I started this blog. But as things die down I will continue to write.  I see this as an ongoing process. And I know I have quite a few friends who find my posts at least semi-entertaining...

But on a completely different note, I just want to share that I need my own reality show. The things that happen to me and my friends sometimes just feel like something out of a movie. I'm sure every group of friends say this- but for mine, it's true.  It would be completely hilarious, spontaneous, and entertaining to say the least. Let me just recap part of my previous weekend: frat party, throwing a beer, almost getting kicked out, making out, dropkicking an orange soda, projectile vomit, clean up, pass out.

Granted the above is just like any other college weekend, but still...there's definitely more where that came from.

So MTV, give us a chance! We're funny, smart, and have various and interesting perspectives.  Actually, screw MTV- any network, give this a shot! College life is quite...fascinating.
...And I'll leave it at that.


Oh and when you have a chance, check out my new blog, where I just talk about random things and post cool stuff. It's completely just something for me- get my thoughts and ideas out and to inspire me. Maybe it'll inspire you too.

365 Debuts Interview

This is nothing to do with reality tv, but take a look at an interview I did with 365 Debuts!

Interview


I know I haven't written much but check back soon!

"16 and let's use condoms"

Soooooo 16 and Pregnant is back! Or rather it's been back for awhile, but I'm just now writing about it.  Two episodes have been aired thus far and the third episode will air this Tuesday.  Now, maybe it's just me or maybe I don't remember the last season of 16 and Pregnant and I'm stuck thinking about Teen Mom, but I feel like as each episode comes on the air, they become more and more depressing.  In the first, the girl who gets pregnant has an alcoholic boyfriend who refuses to change and try and be a good father.  That was depressing beyond belief...then in the next episode, the girl has a boyfriend who is just a complete jerk, cheats on her, and doesn't seem to have the brain capacity to realize that he just impregnated a girl.

I don't really know what's with these girls anymore.  How is it possible that they pick these sure-fire winners?  Each guy is dumber than the next and has more and more issues that need to be worked out.  They are either complete white trash or oblivious to the fact that they committed a huge mistake and need to be there whether they want to or not.  To me, it seems that the girls choose to stay with these dumbasses because they are just compltely infatuated and in complete utter puppy love that they don't know how to get over.  Its the cross to bare with being a teenage girl.  When we fall in love for the first time, we don't know how to fall out and we are blinded completely, even when we know our boyfriend is a world class douche.  So how do we solve this problem? DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT, GET PREGNANT. Let's try wearing condoms and practicing safe sex and we don't have to worry about having a douche bag, dead-beat boyfriend who won't be there for you when you're pregnant.  It's hard enough just dealing with him in general, instead of dealing with him with a belly the size of the sun and an actual living person on the way. 

Soooo let's try something new teen america. :)