PARTY ANIMAL FARRAH FROM TEEN MOM SPOTTED WITH THE GREATEST DJ EVER!

Farrah from the MTV's Teen Mom has been spotted "canoodling" with the hottest DJ around, DJ Pauly D from the Jersey Shore. Check out this article for the deeets!

Farrah needs to stop partying. She is a MOTHER. This isn't senior year of high school, running around during all hours of the night. Farrah made a mistake and had a child. That time in her life is over and it's time to grow up.
And honestly, the story about her mom being arrested for allegedly choking her or whatever...well, I would have done the same thing. Farrah was the most aggravating girl on Teen Mom, always complaining about things, trying to find boys (after the baby), seeming genuinely surprised when guys were turned off at finding out she had a baby (what 18 year old guy doesn't want a girl with a little 8 pound baggage???), and talking back to her mom- the only person in her life that stayed by her. YOU'RE A MOTHER FARRAH, you're a grown-up. Pauly D is 29 years old, and probably should be looked at as a pedophile.

oh life..

"I invented the poof"

I could have probably just made a blog about the Jersey Shore the way I'm going, but that probably would have been a bit much. Regardless, there's still so much I feel like needs to be said about the show. This entry...is dedicated to my personal favorite, Snooki. Now maybe I just like Snooki because I can relate to her midget status (me being 5' 0.5''). Or maybe I just find everything she says and does absolutely ridiculous. Either way, this post is going to count off my favorite Snooki moments.

5."If I had to have sex with one person here, it would probably be him, because I know he's a nice guy, he's gotta be clean." (on the cowboy Keith)
Snooki only goes for juice-head guidos, so what attracted her to the cowboy Keith? Well maybe it was that he was genuinely a nice guy, with no brain inside his head. He hung out with her all night, but didn't even sleep with her. He covered her ass when it was hanging out, and she insisted that she's not trashy unless she's drunk. But Keith didn't care. He was there for her. That is, until she actually wanted a date from him. Bye Bye Cowboy.

4. "Pickles is my thing"
Wearing a "Pornstar in Training" neon pink trucker hat, Snooki emerges from her room, and heads directly for the kitchen.  She takes out a jar of pickles and clutches one in her hand, sucking deeply on the pickle, similarly to how one might attack a nice juiced-guido Italian sausage, getting alllllllllll the juice out. Is this a euphemism for a "dirty act?" Nope. This is real life.

3. "I love the Jersey Shore, I love being a guidette, but I'm not feeling it right now. I’m the princess of Poughkeepsie but here I’m nobody.”

Upon moving into the house, Snooki didn't like not being the center of attention (I mean the world does revolve around her right?). She almost left because she couldn't deal with it, but she stuck it out and had the summer of her life!  She never became the princess of the Jersey Shore along with Poughkeepsie, but honestly isn't she much more than that? She is queen of the guidettes.


2.  "I’m not pissed off that they put pickles under my bed as a joke, but I’m pissed off that Mike and Pauly wasted two pickles."

Oh yes, more pickles. Always and forever will the pickles lines be some of the greatest.  Mike and Pauly decided to play a joke on her in which they cut up pickles (it was wayyyy more than two) and they placed them under her bed, since she just loves "pickles" so much.  She ends up finding them and is just confused really. She liked the joke, but now she's out of pickles. It was a sad day in the Jersey Shore house when Snooki was out of pickles.

1. You all know what the number one Snooki moment is of all time. Of course, it was the monster punch to the face. "THOSE SHOTS AREN'T FOR YOU" and then wham. Knocked out. "Please don't tell me I have missing teeth!" Snooki took one for the team, let's be honest. How a girl ever gets punched in the face by some random guy is beyond me. She must have been really obnoxious.

Haven't seen the infamous clip? Check it out here, over and over and over again.

I'm the princess of the Jersey Shore, now.

"I cut girls like barbers cut hair"-Ronnie

Tonight was the season finale and reunion of Jersey Shore. I cannot believe this show is over...truthfully. It was everything I dreamed it would be and more hahaha. Although I feel like I probably lost more brain cells than took away anything valuable from the show, I'd say all in all it was a good experience, definitely the most entertaining TV show I've seen in...along time. That's kinda sad if you think about it,how un-entertaining our television in America has become. But...oh well. I can't complain.

The season finale episode was fairly entertaining to say the least, but I'd say the winner in this situation (haha nice plug right?) was the reunion show. I could go on and on about each and every character but the real entertainment stood with the only relationship of the show. The break-up between Ronnie and Sammi, though kind of sad, was honestly some of the funniest dialogue I've seen on tv. "I cut girls like barbers cut hair?" I mean, come onnnnnnnnn.  What a great quote, seriously.  She obviously knew what was coming in the "never-before-seen clip" since she had a major freak out in the girls bathroom. With what she did, she had it coming. I feel bad for Ronnie, because for once, he didn't do anything wrong. He broke his only rule for her, for crying out loud! He deserves a real guidette. Not one with an annoying ass voice and horrible hair extensions.

Anyway, the show was great and I'm sure I'll still be writing about this show for a few more weeks. Until then, check out some season recap quotes. Fun stuff!

"Lookin' like a fool with your pants on the ground!"

I actually haven't watched this season of American Idol at all so far, despite being an avid fan for as long as the show has been on (probably about half my life haha).  I honestly am just not in the mood to see people get ridiculed for the sake of entertainment during the audition process. That's honestly what they do. One contestant called into a local radio show here in Arizona, Johnjay and Rich on the station 104.7 fm, and he described the process he went through. He was a music teacher who actually sang on radio and had a decent voice, but when he was shown on television, he messed up his audition.  Although American Idol depicted him as performing in front of the judges, he actually did not get that far. There's a few audition processes contestants must go through before they actually get to see Simon, Randy, etc (who else is a judge these days anyways?). So he performed well in front of the producers, then the producers told him to sing a Pussycat Dolls' song for fun. He did and did the job terribly because it's not the style he should be singing. Then he went to see another set of judges with this horrible performance in his mind. This audition was videotaped, and he sung the song of his choice horribly because of his previous bomb. This was the performance that was put on tv and was spliced together with the comments of the real judges to make it look like he actually sang in front of them. If this is the truth, this part of the American Idol show is completely fabricated, and as much as I love my trashy television, I'm not going to buy into it.

However, from the show is our annual phenomenon. We've had William Hung and many others, but now we have "General" Larry Platt!  If you haven't heard "Pants on the Ground" yet, it's a hilarious hit that has taken over our nation. Check it out!

MTV's dud.

(NOTE:  I realize essentially all I've posted about so far are shows on MTV...this will change I promise you. I think it's mainly because MTV airs shows that apply to my generation and one of the main channels I watch now-a-days is MTV).

Anyways, My Life As Liz. This show came on after The Buried Life tonight (which I must say was a rather intriguing show that I'm sure I'll talk about at a later date, very inspirational). I had nothing better to do and had no desire to get off the comfortable couch and think about school, so I sat and watched it with a few friends. I have to say, this show killed my brain cells and stole a half hour of my life. I have no idea what MTV was thinking. First of all, is the show supposed to be reality or is it fake? This was what I liked to call "scripted reality," definitely not unscripted. If it was real, the characters have no idea how to speak and if it was fake, the acting was terrible and needs an SOS call...not that MTV has ever had a show with class A acting anyway, but that's not the point. Liz is a character that I don't think many people (or anyone) will connect with or even like. Anyone who would doesn't watch MTV. She's bizarre, annoying, dramatic, and a huge complainer. She thinks no one understands her (sounds like every teen), so she tries to set herself apart, but this just makes her seem more bizarre. Besides this, she's inconsiderate when she leaves one of her friends behind, stranded. She honestly doesn't seem to care about anyone but herself, and doesn't seem to realize that not everyone shares her views and isn't as open as she is. It's fine to be yourself, but people like her (if that is her being herself) just need to tame their personality when in public. It really isn't that hard. I understood her point of how everyone she used to be friends with is so fake, but she portrays all these girls as horrible people, too obsessed with their hair, makeup, and the color pink to be smart or care about worldly issues and what's really important in life. This is such a ridiculous stereotype. I know we all succumb to stereotypes at some point, but this show is just blatantly pointing fingers and it's wrong.I didn't find a single factor of the show entertaining. The entire plot (life?) was predictable and has been portrayed in numerous movies and other tv shows of a higher quality.

So why, MTV, must you air this honest-to-God piece of crap? I hope it's some sort of joke, like the
rest of your shows.

"Everybody loves the situation: babies, dogs, hot girls, cougars...I just have unbelievable mass appeal"

Jersey Shore has forever changed me. And quite honestly, it's a little sad how a show this trashy has captured the hearts of America, but it has, and I will never be the same because of it.  House music now causes me to build the beat up and fist pump. When I put my hair in a poof, Snooki comes to mind. Gym, tanning, laundry (GTL) has become the only motto to live by. And anytime the phrase "the situation" is mentioned in a sentence, I can't help but say: "My abs are so ripped up...I call it The Situation" and begin to fist pump.

Now, I'll say it, the abs are nice, but is a nickname for yourself really required? I'm pretty sure in real life if I was to ever meet a guy who called himself "The Situation" I'd probably be lying on the floor laughing, rather than lying on the floor with him. Somehow though, Mike (this is his real name...yes, surprisingly he does have a real name), came home with a different girl every night who just wanted a piece of him. How he achieved this is beyond me. Anyone with a nickname for himself like this I just cannot take seriously. And that's why this situation makes for great television....so much so that I want my own nickname for myself. Any ideas? :)

"I'm a free bird!"

This new season of MTV's The Real World (can you believe the show is on it's 23rd season?!?) has been pretty much like all the others: just a drama-filled house stemming from the clash of strong-willed personalities...they're just like your own group of friends! You have the Lenny Kravitz look-a-like, the girl who dates Lenny Kravitz look-a-likes, the opinionated liberal who should probably stop talking, the guy who thinks he's funny but really is a virgin tool, the girl struggling with an eating disorder, the token black man with pent up anger found in a mortal combat of man versus self, the bi-sexual hot guy unwilling to admit that he's actually just gay, and my favorite- "the free bird." Now you may be asking, what is a "free bird?" Well, to Emily, this means being independent and she demonstrates this independence by having a tattoo of a bird and wearing a bird necklace. This naturally shows to all that she is a "free bird." I mean, come on, she has a necklace AND a tattoo. These things speak volumes.

I mean, I give props to the girl. She's doing whatever she wants to make up for the time lost in her cult-like religion. This of course means hooking up with whatever guy she wants. That's what a free bird does. I know why the caged bird sings...and this caged bird had to get out!  In one of the episodes, she references the guy in the house she had been "hooking up" with (for lack of a better term), Ty, in confessional, saying, "I'm not willing to put myself only in his arms, because I'm a free bird." At another point, Emily tells Ty to "suck his own dick." Would anyone other than a "free bird" say that? I think not.

Check out episodes of this season and find out about the cast and much more here!

Why a blog about reality tv?

So I admit it. I'm an addict.

But there's no cure for my addiction but to keep watching. Sure it fuels the flame of those just wanting their 15 seconds of fame, but if I'm getting entertained by their actions, whether they demonstrate how horribly trashy and starved for attention our society has become or not, I see no problem. Maybe it's just that I'm a 19 year old college student and I'll outgrow my fascination, or maybe I'm just easily entertained by others..but as long as I know there is more to this life, my addiction is completely understandable.

Essentially, anyone and anything that makes me laugh holds a special place in my heart. Laughter is the one thing I don't think I could live without and I've been finding that I tend to laugh the most when I watch the completely ridiculous actions of those on TV. The best shows for this in my opinion are the ones on MTV or BRAVO that specifically look for the most ridiculous individuals to get as many viewers as possible. But the shows on basic cable like American Idol and Dancing with the Stars have their share of great moments as well. And we can't forget all the talk show hosts that have no idea what they're saying (I'm of course referring to the infamous Wendy Williams), though I know talk shows aren't technically on the spectrum of reality shows, but they work just the same.

This blog is intended to highlight the moments I find the most entertaining, ridiculous, hilarious and just plain fun. Anything and everything reality TV is fair game! Feel free to share your ideas along with mine.