Has anyone been watching The Real Housewives of New York City this season (Season 3)? I swear to God, everyone has gone crazy...not that they weren't before, but for real, they are complete psychopaths. Let's enumerate them:
1. The Countess (whatever her real name even is) - What the hell is a Countess? First of all, she's divorced (or at least her husband is never there aka Count-less hahahahah) from her Count husband...why in the world do you have to bring up your so-called "status" up every second? No one cares if you are a Countess. No one even knows what that means. King, queen, prince, princess- yeah, we understand that, but Countess? Her and her husband are never together, screw around, just do whatever they want....I find her very class-less and I feel bad for her children for dealing with her.
2. Ramona- She is the craziest of all I have to say. She freaks out over every little thing...in the second episode of the season she goes nutballs when Alex and her husband try to leave to go see Jill, etc. She literally went bananas. What is the big deal? Why is there soooo much drama? What are we in high school? "Oh my god she's leaving me to go hang out with another friend that means we're obviously not friends I can't lose my friend so I'm gonna freak out so she thinks I'm psycho and is literally afraid to leave." It's a problem. Huuuuge problem.
3. Jill- She's the typical Jewish New Yorker...enough said I feel like if you understand bagels, money, and New York.
4. Simon (yes I consider Simon the housewife, not Alex)- Alex is semi-normal to be honest. What makes her crazy is her husband Simon. Simon I swear is gay. There is no way in the world he is straight. He dresses like a homosexual, acts like one, speaks like one, etc. He's British or some shit and his kids names are like Francois and some other French-ass name. I mean....you're a New Yorker...do you know your nationality? Or sexuality....?
5. Kelly- This housewife thinks she such hot shit. I mean she's not bad looking for 40 or whatever she is, but if I hear one more time about how great she thinks she looks and how she thinks posing in Playboy will make her kids proud of her....I might blow my brains out. When her kids grow up and see her mom bared it all in Playboy...well, there's gonna be a problem. I mean I guess I'd be like, "well my mom's hot...dgaf," but seriously these kids are gonna have to deal with so much. I feel bad for them. I also feel bad that Kelly has such an inflated ego. Your life isn't that wonderful. You're however old you are and single with two kids, been arrested and been in Playboy...I don't know. Badass, or psycho?
6. Betheny- Now Betheny is my favorite, the most normal, down to earth of all the housewives....but she's not a housewife. She's not married and never has been...has no kids and won't for awhile. She's written a couple interesting things and usually when she speaks she makes the most sense with her snide, mean, and degrading remarks, but...as with all the houswives, you have to have a few screws loose to go on this show. I mean....seriously. And please just marry Jason. If I have to go through another entire of season with you being afraid of commitment, I might scream.
And that's all I got on these Crazies so far...more to come.
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