The Hills is a beautiful thing. No, it really is. I don't think I've had this much enjoyment out of a reality show in quite some time. I mean, come on. How could you go wrong? Between Heidi's excessive amounts of plastic surgery, Kristin doing coke, and Spencer getting crazier by the minute (probably induced by his healing crystals) there is no way anyone could say that this show is not at it's peak.
Really though, the show has become about Spencer and Heidi. Andddd that's it. I really do not care about Audrina and the love triangle with my 90s/early 2000s crush Ryan Cabrera, and the oh-so-hot Brody Jenner. I just don't. And I don't care that Kristin is being as fake as ever, trying to get Brody's attention. I really don't want to see Justin Bobby anywhere, because he's disgusting and looks homeless most of the time and Lo never has an interesting story line and she probably should have left when LC did. And do we really miss LC? No because Kristin is funnier and bitchier, and that makes for good television.
But anyway, Heidi and Spencer. So at the beginning of the season Heidi unveils her plastic surgery (though if you're as obsessed with celebrities as I am you probably had already seen it) to her mother. Her mother outright tells Heidi she does not look like herself and does not look good. Why Heidi got 10 surgeries is beyond me. She was so pretty before. Obviously Spencer and his critique on her features and all around self had something to do with her choice. But everyone was shocked by her surgeries and felt she was "frozen" or looked "plastic." While this is going on, we see Spencer living on edge. He is now obsessed with this alleged calming remedy- crystals that he wears around his neck at all times. But Spencer is anything from calm. In fact, he appears to be on the edge of a nervous breakdown- He yells at his sister who in no way provoked an argument, said hurtful and mean things to and about Heidi's mom and sister, ran out of the house and slammed the door on Heidi's sister, made his own sister and Heidi's cry and fear for their own lives. He is off his rocker.
Nothing though was as good as the last episode- Enzo's party. Now, who is Enzo? Enzo is a 7 year old boy that Heidi threw a party for and invited all her friends. There was an elephant, and a petting zoo, and Brody Jenner all in one party! If this isn't weird in itself, Spencer claims that this party is "the most fun he has had in awhile" and as he says this he pets a goat. The entire time he's just petting this goat. Later in this episode, he insults Heidi's mother and sister, and Heidi does not defend either. This is the same episode he runs out on Heidi's sister, slams the door and screams at her. He goes from one extreme to the next. Obviously this guy has some real issues (he isn't talking to anyone in his family at the moment according to Perez, so obviously....there's something wrong. What, we probably won't know until he's diagnosed with being crazy as fuck).
But sadly, after a climax such as this one, there is no way anything will be able to follow it. So for now, we're just going have to bask in the rays Spencer's crystals reflect. Oh...so that's what they're really there for. I get it now.
So let's get excited for tonight's episode!
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