Jersey Shore has forever changed me. And quite honestly, it's a little sad how a show this trashy has captured the hearts of America, but it has, and I will never be the same because of it. House music now causes me to build the beat up and fist pump. When I put my hair in a poof, Snooki comes to mind. Gym, tanning, laundry (GTL) has become the only motto to live by. And anytime the phrase "the situation" is mentioned in a sentence, I can't help but say: "My abs are so ripped up...I call it The Situation" and begin to fist pump.
Now, I'll say it, the abs are nice, but is a nickname for yourself really required? I'm pretty sure in real life if I was to ever meet a guy who called himself "The Situation" I'd probably be lying on the floor laughing, rather than lying on the floor with him. Somehow though, Mike (this is his real name...yes, surprisingly he does have a real name), came home with a different girl every night who just wanted a piece of him. How he achieved this is beyond me. Anyone with a nickname for himself like this I just cannot take seriously. And that's why this situation makes for great television....so much so that I want my own nickname for myself. Any ideas? :)
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